Apologies in advance, but P6/7 spent this morning creating their own terrible Christmas jokes. Please have a read and a chuckle at their expense. Well done to Berri who won 'Pupil of the Week' for her fabulous writing in RE where she retold the Christmas story.
Adam
What do you call a reindeer with a sword?
- A one horse slay (sleigh)
Emer Irvine
What happened to Santa when he was stuck in the Snow Globe?
- There was snow way out...
Emer Mckinley
Why did Santa sack the reindeers?
- Because they had no I-deers...
Poppy
Why did the stocking feel weird?
- Because it was getting stalked...
Finn
Why did Santa fire the reindeers?
- Because they were sacking on the job...
Matthew
What did the wise men say when they gave Mary Gold & Frankincense?
- There’s no Myrrh... (more)
